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The Revelation of AMD
The Revelation of John of Patmos, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John after he...
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Ye Booke of Black Friday
And it came to pass that there was in the Land of the Free a special holiday where the people did celebrate murdering the native population to bring the LORD to the country. And the inhabitants did...
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Ye Revelation of the Euro
1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and 27 horns, and upon his horns 27 crowns. And he did create a beast which was named Euro. 2 And...
View ArticleYe Booke of RIM
And I was taken up by an Angel even unto the Seventh Heaven. And behold the Angel said unto me, writeth down what thou shalt see for it will come to pass at the end of times for the PC and the...
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Ye Gospel of Ultrabook
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Obama, that all the world should be taxed to prop up those who made a lot of dosh from sub-prime mortages. And all went to...
View ArticleThe Angel looks upon 2011, and lo it was all over
And the LORD was in his heaven and called forth the Angel of the Year before him and spake and said, “It hath been bought to my attention that thou hath been a bit crap.” And the Angel did tremble...
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Ye Booke of 2012
And Simon did go forth upon the mountain because he could not get into fifth and the LORD did say unto him take this message unto the people for me, for is it not written that my email is busted and...
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Ye Booke of Se-Ee-Es
And it came to pass that every year the people in the Land of Technology would gather in the town of Sodem in Los Vegas for the Se-Ee-Es show. Yea, great was the rubbing of shoulders, lapdancing and...
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Ye Psalm of SO-PAH
In the beginning, people praised the LORD on the psaltery, harp and sistrim. And the LORD did delight in their praise. But behold, there cameth forth a terrible Leviathan who spake and said unto the...
View ArticleYe Booke of Mega
And it came to pass that the Hollywood Babylon started to make money from the Children of Jobs and seemed less interested in piracy. Yea it sued file-sharers not and passed not dispersions on file...
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Ye Booke of Foxconn
1. And the JOBS said unto Terry Gou, Come thou and all thy factories into the China; for thee have I seen profitable before me in this generation. 2 . Of every iPhone thou shalt take to thee by...
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Ye Visione of G-Cloud
1: Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the Second month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the Romans by the river of Tiber, that the heavens were opened, and I saw visions of...
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Ye Booke of Medfield
1. In the beginning there was ARM and the ARM was with God and the ARM was all over the place. For it was written that whosoever should hold a chip in their phone should have an ARM within it, for...
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Ye Psalms of Apple
Psalm 4 Ye Psalm of Apple fan Composed in the queue on the day of release Jobs is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me queue outside his store in Regent Street he leads to crave his tablets of...
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Ye Booke of Lenovo
And it came to pass that King Ballmer did beget another operating system and the people of Redmond did rejoice. For they had suffered many years watching as the Children of Jobs did taketh the...
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Booke of Ye Broken RIM
1 The words of Amos, who was among the analysts of IDS , which he saw concerning RIM in the days of Ballmer king of Microsoft, and in the days of Cook the Son of Jobs, King of Apple. 2 And he said,...
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Ye Book of Ultra
And it came to pass that it was time for Intel to start revealing its Ultrabooks, and lo the LORD did divide the analysts between sheep and goats as to whether it would be a success. There were two...
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Ye Booke of Tee-Es-Em-See
How Tee-Es-Em-See's 20nm machine had feet of clay And among the Kings of the East there were none who stood as proud as Tee-Es-Em-See and the kings of all the technology industry sent him business....
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Ye Booke of Nok Nok Nokia on Heaven's Door
And it came to pass that Nokia's new King Risto Siilasmaa did call forth his shareholders and subjects to explain unto them his new turnaround strategy. For he had heard on the grape vine that his...
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